Monday, February 12, 2007

Science proves we dont need IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes.................

Our secret is out.....thanks to those cruel little men in white coats.

We women are suckers for the wardrobe and very few of us can be induced to change it for anything else, like you know..............Sex!

Simply put, in the case of either or survivor, a woman will choose Dior over Durex.

Its something in our genes. As one of my friends rightly put it, if we depended on the female libido for human evolution, the future of the human race would have been in serious jeopardy.

Only a woman who has felt the heady rush of placing her foot into her 80th shoe, or who has shimmied into another pair of jeans can understand what I am saying.

Its the lustful surge of possession that cannot, simply cannot be replaced by other forms of lust. Love at first sight, the desire to pursue and even emotional engagement are the factors of the chase here. The thrill of the chase, the pride of the mirror, the orgiastical sense of shopping in twos and threes, now how is anything going to take the place of that?

So while guys get their thrills chasing the ladies, the ladies are happier in Saks, Bloomingdales or a reasonable Indian version of it in our country.

Now please tell me...............why not?

A man will never make you feel thin.

His colour may not complement your skin type.

He cannot make you three inches taller.

He cannot help you smell nice.

He cannot bring just the right pink to your cheeks or shimmer your eyes up.

He absolutely cannot, hug your figure and make you feel like a Goddess, in flowing chiffon.

So till they dont break the gene code and give us what we want, we have settled for the next best thing.........Barcodes!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

gimme Galliano over gigolo, Hugo Boss over hunk and Dior over Durex anyday :) way to go, gal... and wow@the steamy threesome you had - I mean knitting? sleeping? what kinda weirded out friends ya got?

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