Sigh!!!!!!!!!
Most people would call me a technologically challenged person, apart from a good friend, who belives that 'Burning' a CD means putting it afire!
But, even then while i struggle with jpegs, eps files, nokia phone transfers and scary microwave suggestions, i do dream of an ideal world where technology comes up with something a bit more useful than fuel guzzling cars and vibrating cell phones.
The first technological invention I would like to see is:
1. The Zapper: Zap from Kathmandu to Bangalore. Zap from crowded CP to Suraj Kund. Zap from board room to bedroom, seriously won't it be fun, cheap and easier? We could actually spend all that time we spend commuting on something more productive like blogging, flirting and sleeping.
2. Stun guns for noxious drivers: Yes, I know while they work on the Zapper transport system, I'd like a stun gun to shoot at all nasty drivers. Hopefully the stunner should have the facility to send them into space for a while.
3. Obnoxious People Dark Room: A scary room for all obnoxious people where the thing they fear the most is bigger and meaner then them. Perhaps lessons in humility will help them come a few notches down.
4. People identifier: A machine that puts a name to the face, a face to the name, and also gives you the person's medical, professional and personal history. Never blank out at a party again.
5. In Law chooser: Alter the gene code of future in-laws with this new cocktail spritzer! Its self-explanatory
6. The Robotic Boyfriend: He cooks, cleans, gives foot massages, makes love and reads poetry all at the same time. A must for the busy working married woman. Single women get the choice of Robotic Husband too!
7. Wardrobe in a Purse: No more harassed shopping. Download your new look while you wait in the line for the movie, or the elevator to work. No more bad hair days too!
8. The Miracle Thin Drug: Enter the miracle machine...lose weight in 30 minutes and get the same cloned figure that the rest of the world has. Look like Kate Moss anytime you feel like. Individual fetishes need to be requested in advance.
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1. what happens when with time The ZAPPER also gets crowded?...wonder another beeline to catch an airdeccan flight?
2.Not to space.....I would prefer infront of their own cars in motion.
3. Thats a good idea. But a lighted room with all obnoxious people may be fitter. They can see each other and feel humiliation
4. Thats already existing....albeit a raw version...the PAN Cards ;)
5. think ahead...then can u choose the hubby? or it should come after your 6th invention-seeking agenda ;))
7.Why make the purse more cumbersome...its already forbidden for others to peep into...isnt it?
8. another clone prototype???
enjoyed thoroughly :))
Cheers!
Sajal
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