Dear 8 year old girl

Dear '8 year old girl',

To begin with I think you should be ashamed of yourself, for being an eight year old girl. How could you dare to imagine that life for eight year olds in this country is asexual? As a female of the species you had no right to lure an older man to a secluded spot, with your flailing limbs and your innocent laughter. Of course, what could the poot man do, but to rape you? Did you give him a choice? Nope!

Did you put up a fight against someone who was double your size? Nope.

Did you have any sense of what an atrocity you committed on him, the police, and the waste of time of the judicial system when you died on the poor man?

Do you realise that there is a qualitative legal difference between rape and murder? No, you had the bad sense and the tacky ability to bleed to death. Shame on you for that.

Now that poor innocent man has had a harowing time defending himself for both rape and murder while you are probably in heaven, leaving your weeping famly behind to fight it out for you.

In future, please remember to cover yourself properly. If someone tries to rape you, please co-operate. And for god's sake, don't bleed to death on the poor guy, he meant no harm. Whats a little rape in the long drawn out process of life hon?

In the meantime, the poor Supreme Court Judges have sweated and slogged it over countless cups of coffee and tea and are really bugged with the fact that you have wasted their time with your pitiful little life.

Hope you promise never to be a bad girl again!